SCOTT CONNOR.

☸ / Scott / 19 / Andover / OFWGK†∆ / England / ☸

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clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

RETAIL

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piesexualdean:

turtwink:

does medusa have pubes and if so are they snakes too

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….My Anacondas don’t….

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